14. "Every time we go into a night club, we get soaked by these Frenchmen".

     Were you never soaked in a night club at home? Compare the prices in Paris night clubs to those in the night clubs you've visited in Miami or New York, Chicago or Los Angeles.

     A G.I. comes out of a night club in the States and says, "A buck and half for a Scotch and soda! That place is a clip joint! The same G. I. comes out of a night club in Paris and says, "Ninety francs for a shot of cognac! That's the French for you - they're all robbers!"